This reminds me of that famous story that Grampa FAX related about that one time when he and Grandma FAX were preparing to go out and she was standing before the full-length mirror.
She kept remarking about how her dress made her look lumpy and how her haircut looked bad and how her shoes made her feet look big. Anyhow, she turned to Grampa FAX and said, "You know, you could give me a compliment once in awhile. It wouldn't hurt you." So, Grampa FAX thought for a moment and said, "Your eyesight is perfect. Let's roll."
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