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Old 06-20-2009, 02:22 AM   #6124
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I didnt get laid till I was 15, but man I hit skins with four girls in like a month that year.

Wanna know the trick to getting laid alot?

Have girls "acidentally" touch your package by bumping into their hand or whatever it takes for contact to be made without it being obvious, then adding a joke with a penis enuendo in it soon after. Get her subconscience on it, girls often want the exact same thing as we do and that cant be ignored at any time.

get slapped or laid, one or the other, but you can always say it was a total accident. Works magnificantly after a good buzz is achieved.

Always buy the first drink and tell a short joke right after you hand her her drink, it gets a smile on the face and opens her mind a little about ya.

Always smell like a man should, I suggest old school cool water...if it works for Snoop, it can work for you, well maybe not you! JKOC

Always ask the girl to buy the second drink! If she scoffs at the notion, move on. Unless shes smokin hot, then ask her to buy the first, it will surely catch her off guard and might take her by surprise. It sets yo apart and immediatly makes her curious.

ALWAYS offer a ride home, dont hide true motive, you might be shortchanging yourself!

Dont be afraid to move in for the kill either.

good luck!
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