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Bray's weapon is the awesome power of Douche. No "Mr. Nice Guy", Bray is a glorious return to the throwback mojo of line-snortin' Marino or whiskey-swillin' Horseface. The kind of QB packing young gun swagger this lilly-white, Sunday social franchise swore it would never sign. Alex Smith will get lippy with Bray at one point in camp. Bray's potential response? To throw the football Eleventy Billion yards down the field to Mexico, look Alice right in his gimpy concussion eye, and tell him, "the Jazzy Scooter is ready anytime YOU are, old ****".
Word, young man......word.
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