Her time behind bars was touch and go.
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Lakeisha Johnson, a 29-year-old employee of strip club Tootsie's Cabaret in Miami, was suspected of stealing an iPad after Broward County deputies allegedly spotted her jumping fences behind homes in the Florida town early Monday morning.
Deputies say when they approached Johnson, she began taking off her clothes and using vulgar language, Local10.com reports.
The iPad was not found in Johnson's possession, but she was arrested and charged with resisting an officer without violence.
Officers say she slapped a cop’s arm and yelled, “Don’t touch me, bitch!” according to The Smoking Gun.
It was when Johnson came to the Hallandale Beach Jail that officers say she began repeatedly removing her clothing, exposing her genitals, buttocks and breasts, and masturbating.
She also allegedly shook the cell door and offered to perform a sex act in exchange for her release, the Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.
When Johnson appeared before a judge on Wednesday morning, her alleged jailhouse behavior made quite the impression on Judge John Hurley, who refused to read aloud some of the allegations against her.
“File this under 'That's a doozy,’” Hurley said, according to NBC Miami.
The judge gave her $100 bond for the resisting arrest charge, but did not cite her for the alleged sex show in jail.
Though Johnson's arrest report says she is an employee at Tootsie's Cabaret, an attorney for the club told Local10.com she has never performed there.