I'm loving my job now more than ever. Working from home is ****ing fantastic. I get to shit in my own bathroom in the mornings, and sometimes a bit after lunch. I go outside for 15 minute yard work breaks. At 4 I pour a glass of whiskey to ease into that 5 o'clock hour, and depending on stress level for the day I smoke some weed. Overall, I am a lot less angry and equally as productive. Though, the temptation to watch porn while working is a constant distraction in the back of my mind. I'm paranoid IT will need to remote into my machine randomly, so that keeps my (sweat)pants on. Another perk too.
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Main Entry: bowe·ner
Pronunciation: \ˈbō-nər\
Function: noun
Date: circa 2007
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