Heh. I used to date a girl whose parents lived in the woods in rural Wisconsin. He was a bird watcher and hated squirrels because they'd eat all the seed out of the bird feeder. He'd sit on his back porch with a pellet gun all day long and kill squirrels by the score. And of course, legions of other squirrels took their place.
I guess my point is you really should be able to get your own dead squirrels.