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Old 09-24-2013, 02:32 AM   #83
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Originally Posted by Direckshun View Post
I Didn't Do A Lot Of The "Good" Stuff, Either. The Stories Are Allegorical. They Are Lessons. Whether I Specifically Did Anything Is Less Important Than The Lessons The Stories Are Meant To Impart.
So the lesson we learn from 2 Kings 2:23,24 is that children need to respect their elders. The "allegorical" account of Elisha cursing them in your name and two bears popping out of nowhere to kill 42 kids is just a story to teach children to be sensitive to an old balding man.

Jesus Christ man... not even the Brothers Grimm could come up with ****ed up stories "to teach lessons" like yours.

What lesson does 2 Kings 19:35 impart? Or are you gonna say that the angel that killed the entire Assyrian camp went rogue?
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