Originally Posted by FAX

Time will tell if the Chiefs can overcome the Stigma of Egregious drafting and field a quarterback who can Matriculate the ball with a Rifle arm and Howitzer-like throws as opposed to the Wobble passes we’ve seen from the Imaginary Injury prone, Idiot, Downfield Huard.

And, while Brodie is making his way to the Hall of fame, King Carl will, hopefully, be doing Time after having used Nebulous excuses at Trial for engaging in Necrophilia with a dead Giraffe.

I would also like to note that, in Greek mythology, the Fates were the daughters of Zeus. One of them was named Atropos. This is where we get the term “atrophy” from which, in turn, describes Downfield’s throwing arm. Why is this important? It’s not, but I had to get that word in somehow.

FAX