[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by FAX

... and Mr. T0m Cash buys himself and Mr. Skip Towne a drink. Mr. Skip Towne takes a sip, hauls back, and smacks Mr. T0m Cash right smack in the nose knocking him clear out of his chair.

"Dang," Mr. T0m Cash said. "Why did you do that?"

"I don't know," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "Ever since I rode with the Hells Angels, every time I have a drink I hit somebody. It's embarrassing."

"You need help," Mr. T0m Cash said. "I tell you what, I'll give you the name of the psychiatrist I work with. Maybe he can help you."

Wouldn't you know it? A couple of weeks later, Mr. T0m Cash and Mr. Skip Towne are back in the bar.

"How's the psychiatry coming along, Skipparooski?" Mr. T0m Cash inquired.

"Great," Mr. Skip Towne replied.

"That's good news." And with that, Mr. T0m Cash orders drinks. When the drinks arrive, Mr. Skip Towne takes a sip, hauls back, and knocks the living bejeesus right out of Mr. T0m Cash.

"Hey! I thought you said the psychiatrist was helping," Mr. T0m Cash said.

"He is," Mr. Skip Towne replied. "That wasn't embarrassing at all."

FAX

Haha!

That was... underwhelming.

(I know you wouldn't want me to lie to you Mr. Fax.)