Finally broke down and watched Indy and the Crystal Skull. After the first half hour I was about ready to hunt Lucas, Spielberg and Ford down like a mini version of Taken. Then it got better. Or my brain died. In the end it's obvious how little everyone involved cared about making a good movie.
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4. Performance enhancing drugs:
A) are my ticket to the Hall of Fame.
B) would be better if they tasted like fruit and were shaped like various Flintstones characters.
C) are not for me, because I find that cocaine aids my performance much more effectively.
D) apparently worked for Rodney Harrison.
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