Table of Contents:
Chapter 13: Slaughtering the Groom's Family
Part A: Proper Attire (be sure to where chainmail under your clothes)
Part B: Setting the Mood (choice of songs is critical in this regard)
Part C: Proper Weaponry (crossbows, knives and swords)
Part D: Proper Seating (be sure to seat the army and any direwolves away from the main wedding)
Part E: Setting the Stage (be sure to close and lock all exits)
Part F: Monologue (be sure to have your evil villain speech prepared in advance)
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