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Originally Posted by Saccopoo
Eat some vegetables you sloppy ****.
Since I went vegan, every shit I take is a glorious experience.
Big as the great outdoors and smells like a freshly made biscuit.
And just whips right through even though it's the size of a large ferret.
I use to name all my really monumental shits, and remember most as they were few and far between, names like Hank and Mortimer and Clarence stand out, but since going vegan, I've had to carry around this:
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Sage advice from someone named Saccopoo.