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Originally Posted by Bugeater
I want to do your mom.
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Doing my whore of a mother is a pretty easy task. Out of 24, I'd put its difficulty at 11.
***9***
Unfortunately, you were unable to bed my admittedly whore-ish mother.
She rebuffed your offer, opting instead to treat her crabs in a nearby Planned Parenthood.
Dejected, you contemplate suicide.