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Old 02-05-2014, 12:42 AM   #93
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I remember sometime in 2005 for about 48 hrs thinking this guy may be a decent poster. A few days had passed, I noticed everyone calling Phobia 'Phil' and somehow I think that's were the confusion started, because as it turned out philfree couldn't equal Phobia's skid mark.

There were like three times I've agreed with this guy, Two out of the three were when I drank and was too wasted to recognize other drunken poster's posts.

I have to give it to philfree though, the guy has no issue with dropping a pretty dime on some Woodford Reserve (however on these days he settles on Haams beer)

His first wife dropped him for being a shitty, drunken golfer with E.D. - The current wife hates him too but tolerates him because she too likes to tie one on, pretty much nightly with the Rumbleminze.

I keep waiting for good football takes, advice on women or some other actual DECENT post from this guy, but after 9 years and graying hair, I'm running out of patience. After all of these years I'm convinced philfree may actually let his children take over his account here on CP.

If you ever find yourself in a bizarre situation needing advice and philfree is the only one out there to help - let's just say - take the advice - then actually do the exact opposite, then everything should turn out great.

... but be patient everyone; philfree is going to start posting actually meaningful, contributing posts, one day. I have faith that one day he'll be up to a Tuckdaddy posting-level.


Positive Outlooks for 2014

-Hopefully will post better posts.
-Stop mixing white and brown liquors on pizza night.

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