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One day a polock went to his lawyer and told him he wanted a divorce from his wife.
The Lawyer said "sure I can do that so why do you want a divorce? Did she cheat on you?"
"No" replied the polock, "I just want a divorce."
The lawyer responded "you don't love her anymore?"
"No" responded the polock, "can't I just divorce her?
"Sure" the lawyer responded, "but I just have to know why, was it irreconcilable differences?"
"well" the polock responded "if you must know I think she is going to kill me"
"KILL YOU?!?!" repsonded the lawyer
"Yea" said the polock "the other day when I went through the house every drawer I opened had polish remover in it"
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