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Originally Posted by DenverChief
"Yea" said the polock "the other day when I went through the house every drawer I opened had polish remover in it"
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Not bad, not bad at all.....
reminds me of this oldie, in case you hadn't heard it:
Micky mouse went to file for divorce from Minnie and after filing the paperwork he went before the judge.
The judge says to Micky, "I'm sorry, but I can't give you a divorce"
"Why the heck not?!?!" Micky exclaimed back
"because you need more of a reason than just, 'she is crazy', Micky."
Micky looked rather puzzled, and asked "what do you mean, I never said that! I said I want a divorce because she's fucking Goofy!"