Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon
what an innovative way to get us involved with the war in Iraq!
|
Oh, wow. What a concept.
1. Army develops mobile, remote-control gun platforms.
2. Army sells subscriptions to 14 year-old boys.
3. Army drops off platforms on a remote coastline.
4. Army becomes self-funding.
5. Massive tax savings fuel enormous U.S. economic growth.
6. Economic growth creates new tax dollars even at low rates.
7. Money goes into space program.
8. We discover the secret for eternal life on some distant world.