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Originally Posted by warpaint*
He wouldn't have to bang a chick. Just claim he won't until married due to being Morman. Then act nuts or aloof or whatever after a couple dates and run them off.
I wouldn't say I'm 100% convinced he's not gay (how would I know?) but rather that the other scenario makes more sense to me.
Your lesb angle is yet another easier solution if he were actually gay. That is as you said he can locate said lesb.
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Mormon dudes are just as sexual as anyone else. They have sex before marriage. It would get around that he wont give it up. He was probaly afraid of that getting around and not beinbg seen as a real man in the locker room. The football locker room is a pretty masculine place I imagine. Probably the most anywhere.
Getting a lesbian as his "beard" would of made the most sense, but easier said than done I guess. Plus, the guy is about as sharp as a bowling ball. he chose the craziest and most ridiculous way to hide himself.
The other scenario makes no sense at all to me. He actaully talked to a dude for hours upon hours for how long and didnt know it was a dude?? if we are expected to bleieve that scenario then we are the gulliable ones. gays hiding their sexuality with beards, is common. A good looking football player on his way to the NFl getting duped for years and falling in love with a chick, and talking to her when its a dude, not so common.