Puberty
Went to high school
Got a job
Bought a car
Graduated high school
Went to college
* NWMSU wins DII National Championship
* NWMSU wins DII National Championship
Dropped out of college
Went back to college
* Avalanche win the Stanley Cup
Graduated college
Bought a new car
Went back to college again
Graduated college again
Moved out of state
* Kansas FB wins Orange Bowl
* Kansas BB wins National Championship (guess I should have stayed in Nebraska
)
Traveled the world
Moved back into the state
* NWMSU wins DII National Championship
Bought a house
I don't know how many postseason victories that would add up to for all other teams I follow, but it's a decent number of championships.