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Originally Posted by confused
Thread title explains it all. What's the oddest place you've ever gotten your nut on at? For me, it was my youngest daughter's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Ended up staying 3 hours longer than expected (thanks to 13 kids showing up) and had to entertain myself somehow.
What do you guys have? Be specific.
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Did you like, go to the bathroom to do this? If not, what did you do? Beat it under the table? Beat it behind the big music-playing animals? Did you just openly whip it out in front of everyone? Please don't tell me you jacked it while wading in the balls...I've heard horror stories about those ball rooms. What made you do it? A milf? Was the band playing the song, "Beat It" and you took them literally?
Wow...this OP has me confused to a WTF level.
I've jerked off while driving. That's probably the weirdest for me. I've also managed to have sex while driving and back in the day I used to get a fair amount of road head and road handies.