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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
Sometimes I worry that whenever I slap it on some gets inside my butthole and is slowly drying the inside of my body out, and that one day my desiccated corpse will burst open like the turkey on Christmas Vacation.
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Lol, don't be afraid. The worse that could happen is you might shit icicles for a couple days. A hot bowl of Campbell's soup will take care of that.