[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Ever thought that her father, is, well, maybe "not of this world"? I mean, seriously, add it all up. Your grandma ****ed an alien

1. Your mother is 63 years old, meaning she musta been born back in '48. WELL...the Roswell crash occured back in '47. 9 months later yo mama was born? Hrmmm.....maybe you should ask your grandma if she was in New Mexico back in '47 fornicating with some space men.

2. Your grandma is old as ****. No way anyone lives this long unless A) She's sucking down super Alien jizz that causes rejuvination in humans or B) She made a deal with Satan, which is another possibilty I suppose.

3. You have an uncanny ability to decipher all of the world's government conspiracies. That my friend is a gift that could have only been passed down by something not human.

In all seriousness, grandma may have been part of a secret government experiment that injected alien sperm (taken from the roswell crash site) into your grandmas womb, creating an alien/human hybrid. Your grandma was most likely told by "the man" to keep this hush hush.

Does your mom ever glow green?

I think you need to check into this, dude. We may be on to something here. No Joke.

This makes to much sense not to be true.