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Originally Posted by Captain Manning's Nuts
if I shit my pants at work and lied about it only to admit to my boss an hour later when the stink didn't go away and it started dripping down my leg and started to become noticeable and then he sent me home to shower and get some new pants only for a coworker to catch on and the boss to be like "yo he had an accident but it wasn't really his fault!!!" I don't expect my boss to get sanctions for having my back after I shit myself.
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What if you used the experience to reach out to families with sons and daughters who shit themselves at work to gain publicity, and donations were made in your name to "Support Office Shitters of America", a research and support group to help those affected by unexpected office shitting. But then someone in your office comes to find out that your shit was just a small shart, and your boss covered it up because your business was getting publicity and enhancing it's brand because of the altruistic shitting employee?
Riddle me that!