My freshman year at (university) my friends and I got the late night munchies after a full day and night of drinking and smoking enough ganja to make even Bob Marley look like a non-smoker.
Anyways, so someone gets the bright idea of raiding the campus cafeteria. It's 3AM and we figured there'd be no way we'd get into the cafeteria, but we go ahead and try anyways. Out of sheer luck or stupidity, one of the doors to the cafeteria is actually left unlocked! So, we did what wewere set there to do- raid the cafeteria!
We took everything we could get our hands on- mostly food. I, at that time, fortunately had one of those mini-fridges back at my room, so I took stuff out of the fridge while the other guys mostly took the dry food.
A week later, same kind of night- all of us stoned and drunk and stumbling around campus when one of the guys suggest we try and raid the cafeteria again. Most of us decided against the idea since it'd been done before and the university already knew about our previous raid. We all agreed that if the doors were all locked, we'd just go home hungry.
So, we stealthily meander over to the cafeteria making sure no-one was watching. A few of the guys went around the building to check the doors when all of a sudden one of the dudes starts screaming and comes running around the side of the building being chased by security in, of all things, a freakin' golf cart! And then we hear another scream and another one of our buddies comes racing around the other side of the building- also being chased by security in a golf cart.
I didn't know whether or not to laugh or run. We all did what we had to do- RUN! The entire race back home I was laughing so hard with tears streaming down my eyes. There must have been a dozen of us and the two security cops simply focused on a single guy while the rest of us raced on laughing....
None of us ever got caught, and we never went near the cafeteria again, at night.