[gblowfish]

Story from a buddy of mine who's a Chiropractor:

An old man was in my office today. He was telling me he bought a new washer & dryer. When he replaces these items, he always is very careful to take them out of the boxes and not tear them up.

Next, when he goes to get rid of his used washer\dryer, he packs them up in the those boxes he was so careful with. He loads them in his truck and goes to the bar and has two drinks. When he comes out, they are gone.

"It always takes two drinks." he says, and he's been doing this for years. "Works every time."