[Direckshun]

I read an analysis made by some folks that there is a growing epidemic of young men in this country -- dudes in their twenties and thirties -- who are experiencing an absurdly high level of erectile dysfunction.

The reason, they allege, is because of the abundance of online pornography. Basically that overexposure to pornography is causing erectile dysfunction as men have trouble getting similarly aroused to a normal, human woman right in front of them who wants to have typical sex rather than the outrageous shit you see online.

I don't know, I am not an expert.

But I have lived the life of a single, as someone who's watched entirely too much porn. Like obscene amounts. Inappropriate amounts. Shameful amounts.

And I've never had a single, recurring issue. I've had a couple episodes where Direckshun Jr. didn't perform the way he should, but 99.9% of the time, shit gets done, and it gets done properly. Porn has not dampened my "enthusiasm" for a good lay.

I know it will never get any open admissions here on ChiefsPlanet, but if you're brave enough to admit it has happened, go for it. I'm stunned, personally. I absorbed so much ****ing porn back in the day it was shocking, and I've had zero issues in that department.