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Oooo Jackie, Jackie Blue.
I had a crush on her in college. I wanted to foul her. A lot.
I took a crayon and left a note on her windshield: DEAR JACKIE, DO YOU LIKE ME? YES NO MAYBE (CIRCLE ONE).
I never heard back from her. Maybe the wind blew the note away.
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John Madden's three rules:
1. Be on time.
2. Pay attention.
3. Play like hell when I tell you to.
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