[RedinTexas]

A blonde goes to the bank and asks to take out a loan. The loan officer asks how much she wants to borrow and she says $100. He asks for how long and she says 30 days. He kind of scoffs at this silliness, but he runs her credit and she has no credit. He tells her that with no credit the interest rate would be very high, like 20%, and that she'd have to leave collateral. The blonde asked what collateral was and then asked if her Ferrari would be ok as collateral. The banker nearly spits up his coffee, but tells her that yes, her Ferrari would work just fine. He checks the title on the vehicle and it is a clear title, so he agrees to the loan. She asks if the car will be safe and he assures her that they will take very good care of the vehicle, so she signs the documents and hands over the keys as he hands her $100. She thanks him and leaves.

Thirty days later she shows up at the bank again and sits down with the loan officer and repays the loan with 20% interest. He smiles as he hands her the keys to the car and thanks her for her business. As she stands up to go he stopped her and told her that he just had to ask why she would put up such a valuable car as collateral on such a small loan. She told him that she didn't need the loan, but that she had been called out of town on business for a month and that she didn't have anywhere to park her car and didn't want to pay for storage. She said paying $20 to the bank to keep her car safe was the cheapest and easiest way to get it done.