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Originally Posted by gblowfish
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George Foster's sideburns equipped with bluetooth technology
Watcha got in that glove there, Mikey? Baseball? Tennis Ball? Human fetus?
Two years after this photo was taken, Warren Brusstar ceased to exist and instead became a man-shaped grove of chest hair.
Mario Mendoza's strengths: fielding, glasses-wearing.
Mario Mendoza's weaknesses: hitting, skin pigment.
Zane Smith looks just about how you'd imagine a guy named "Zane" would look. By that I mean he looks like a mutant rodent sent above ground by his sewer brethren to purchase Blue Collar Comedy tour DVDs.
Either Rich Folkers just threw a bad pitch or he soiled himself—maybe both.
And my favorite:
"Ah jeez. Just my luck. Topps sends a camera man the one day I decide to stick my head in a camel's anus." -Steve Trout