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my bigger friend (he used to weigh like 400 now he's down to like 300) has never really had any luck with girls in his entire life...
we go to this new bar on campus (new bar with the same name it used to have in a shittier location) every Wednesday for karaoke (he's really good/funny at karaoke) and I kid you not, he brings home a different "treat" every week (almost every week).
He used to be the 'omg I hate campus bar' guy...now he gets pissed when we go to "adult" bars (women are so much uglier from 25-35 than they are from 19-23).
AND LESS EASY
AND...if you are still single and 25 as a woman...there is generally something wrong with you.
Every time I hook up with a girl at an "adult" bar they are like 515's...campus bar? Like 718.
I like both bars...different atmospheres...but I'm taking 718s that are 20 over 515s that make me want to vomit in the AM 10 times out of 10. I almost hate going to "adult" bars for the very reason that once I hit a certain beer count I can't say no to a 515 and then I have to deal with it in the morning.
At least when they are 20 you get to make fun of them, look at their hot non-weathered bodies, and then try to bang them again when you are actually coherent.
Never in my life do I wake up next to a 30 year old 515 and think..."damn, better try and get some morning sex!"
I'm always like..."so, exit strategy."
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