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Two old guys are sitting on a park bench and one turns to the other saying, "I bet you can't guess how old I am." The other guy says, "I can. If you do a few things I can guess your exact age." So the other guy tells him to drop his pants and his underwear, bend over and stick two fingers up his ass. He doesn't want to, pleading embarrassment. After a lot of goading the old man complies. The other guy states his age of 95 years. He says, "That's amazing. I've never seen anything like that. How did you do that?" And the other man replies, "You told me yesterday, you senile old bastard."
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Good friends we have had, oh, good friends we've lost...along the way. In this great future, you can't forget your past. So dry your tears, I say.
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