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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning
And Champ held Bowe to 2 catches for 17 yards the game before that. Bowe isn't a big play WR. How many times has Bowe taken a 15 yard pass 80 yards to the house?
Bowe is too slow. He will take a 5 yard pass and take it 10-15 but that's it.
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Speedy WRs are easy to acquire. Every team has a guy like that. Delirium Tremmens is nothing special in that regard.
WRs with 12-foot long penises, however, are NOT easy to acquire. You have Megatron and Bowe, and that's about it. MAYBE Julio Jones, but that's only because his other outstanding physical attributes play such a big part in his raping ability.
I'm talking brute force. Bobby Sippio-type raping. Catching the ball and ****ing everybody's mothers on the field.
If I'm a GM and need to build a WR corps from scratch, I'll go for the slow Dwayne Bowe over the routeless dickless Tremmens every goddamn time.