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Sorter is an enigma wrapped in a condom buried in a coke mule. If there were an award for "guy who knows football extremely well about but chooses to spend his time on a football board farting around about sloths," Sorter would probably demand that Boxxxy present it to him.
I'm fairly certain that Sorter is a furry. Maybe that explains his attraction to Boxxxy, Loki, and other people that look like mischievous badgers and Komono dragons. It would not surprise me in the least if I learned that Sorter was, at the very least, a "brony." It's just a matter of time before he replies to misguided football claims with gifs of Twilight Sparkle sarcastically dusting off her mane.
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