DJ: Tonight we interview Todd Haley, new HC for the Kansas City Chiefs. So Todd what can you tell us about what's going on at Arrowhead right now?
TH: Well Scott is great and of course, 22 players.
DJ: (Clears throat after pause) Ahem, ah...could you elaborate a little Todd
TH: Well we really want smart, and disciplined players....22 of them.
DJ: Any preview of what we might see on the field? Come on....
TH: (Takes a breathe) LISTEN YOU F***TARD!! I SAID 22 GD PLAYERS!! ARROWHEAD IS ON LOCKDOWN NOW YOU MEDIA LOVING, TOO UGLY FOR TELEVISION, TOO STUPID FOR TALK RADIO, B***H!! INTERVIEW IS OVER!!
DJ: Ahh....Todd...hello?
TH: I SAID THE INTERVIEW IS OVER!! (Phone hangs up.)
DJ: (Regains composure) Okay well next on tonights Sports we'll have Brian Waters!
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