A month or two ago, I was having some serious stomach issues. I was about t minutes from work, and figured, "I've got plenty of time to make it." That was right up until things point I practically got blocked in on the side of the road for what was quite possibly the longest funeral possession in the history of funeral processions. That 5 minute window turned into a 15 sit on the side of the road. I was getting sweaty, my stomach was cramping so bad that there was only one way to relieve the pain. I got out in the middle of traffic, found the first patch of grass I could find, dropped my pants - and quite literally fired diarrhea all over the ground.
What a shit day that was
