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Originally Posted by Direckshun
It's happening, bitches.
For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.
If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.
If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.
(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)
I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.
I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Originally Posted by Direckshun
Anybody have a posting style they'd like to see SNR posting in? I am taking suggestions.
Ke$ha lyrics, limericks, Google-translate his posts to Swahili then have the Swahili translated back to English?
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It happens, bitches.
For the 2013 season, at times, argues that SNR rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing bags no less than 7.0, so long as he started at least 14 games.
If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have changed his username and Bitch SNR, with a new avatar and tagline, and worked in various phrases about how cool SNR is in every one of his posts from conclusion of the 17 weeks to February 15, with the transfer of all its casino cash to SNR.
If Joeckel really has as dealing goddamn top rated, however, and are responsible for bags less than 7.0 during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each of the posts of his from Week 17 to February 15 in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, including transfer all its casino cash to Direckshun.
(Bet this could be reviewed if the April 25 if Joeckel Luke wrote for any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be changed on the Joeckel also invalidated by failure to start 14 games.).
I'm sleepwalking through this one, folks.
I take any and all suggestions for the style that SNR should have a post.