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A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.
The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.
She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:
"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....
And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".
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