[Ace Gunner]

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I do a little lawyerin after work at the pig farm. Sometimes. perty good with these type matters too. Actually i'm 3 and 3 with 1 tie. Anyway. I'd have to ask you a few questions to see if yer werth takin on.
#1) Have you beeen havin sex with her ?
#2) If the answer to #1 is yes then did you PIHB ?
#3) Did you by any chance take yer kids to that new movie "the conjuring"
#4) Do you feel that killing Osama Been Ladin was the right thing to do.
#5) What is your annual income , before taxes.

I know these questions seem a little wierd but this is the way a scan my clients to see if there worth takin on.