Walk into the nearest gay leather bar, and announce that you'll pull a train for free drinks.
NTTAWWT
Failing that, walk into your nearest biker bar, and throw blood on their jackets yelling "leather is murder"! They love that, and will buy you drinks all night.
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No matter how cynical you are, it is impossible to keep up. -Lily Tomlin
I'd rather be a climbing monkey than a falling angel. -Terry Pratchett
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