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Originally Posted by Hootie
I've been a bar frequenter/try to hook up with a different girl every night when I'm single kind of guy for the last 8 years of my life.
my last 4 girlfriends have all been 22...when I was 23, 24, 26 and 27...
the last girl asked me how many girls I had hooked up with prior to her and she was baffled by how the number was that high...and I was like "well how did we meet?" at a bar, of course...
and I was like..."ok, think of us meeting like that...and then think of me doing that for the last 8 years..."
so it's just something that happens...the ones I have fun with or make me laugh, or are super hot...I try and pursue.
My friends think it is funny because the last 3 girls I've dated have all had IDENTICAL personalities...they call them Rick girls.
The last girlfriend (ex I'm referring to in this thread) we met because she was wearing a "America: Back to back world war champions" shirt and I thought it was really funny so I went over and started talking to her...and while we were talking every time a dude would walk by I would squeeze his ass and then he'd turn around to see "what the ****?" and I would emphatically point at her like it was her who did it which she also found hilarious...and then I woke up the next morning with her number stored in my phone (no name) and then I tried piecing together what the **** happened (I always black out when I drink)...
and then we met up the next night and I thought her name was Amanda for the first 10 days we were "talking" when her name was really Megan.
...I miss that girl.
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I draw the line at squeezing another guys ass to get laid. sorry