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Originally Posted by Gonzo
I wanted to verify that stabbing the brain with a knife is possible and as easy as they make it look. So I went to my local mortuary/morgue and snuck in to a wake. I took out my handy K-Bar and yelled, "We must end it before the change or we're all doomed!" I swung the knife down as hard as I could into the skull of the 70-ish old man on display in his husker shirt and red coffin. (I also yelled "GO MIZZOU!")
Sure enough, the knife went right in to his frontal lobe. No problem.
I made bail and I have a psyche review Tuesday since I told the cops that I had to do it to so we won't have another outbreak of zombie Husker fans.
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