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Originally Posted by mac459
OK so I'm getting a divorce and just getting back on the dating scene..A girl who I have known all my life and was good friends with took me out and we had a great night and have hung out every night since then..about a week..except last night..she texts me and the following was our conversation
Her- I am wanting Olive Garden
Me- I'm going to get Olive Garden this weekend
Her- have fun with whatever nasty whore you are taking
Me- where did that come from
Her- what
Me- where did the whore comment come from
Her- well you won't have the kids and I'm not going so I'm sure you will call some whore but don't worry I won't throw stuff in your face like you
Me- um what in the **** are you talking about
Her- you are an asshole
Me- well better to be an asshole than crazy..sooooo yeah..If you would leave me alone that would be great
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 That is some funny shit.
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