Just saw "Machete". It made "The Expendables" look like a Disney cartoon, LOL. And Michelle Rodriguez looks KICKIN' hot. She's thinner than she's ever been. The funbags are gone, but so is the booty and the stomach roll. She looks 10 years younger. Jessica Alba, of course, is hot (and there's a full-body nude side shot). Lindsey Lohan is bare ass and, while she's a whacked out chick, the body's good. Cheech, Don Johnson, and DeNiro are all awesome... as is, of course, Machete himself. The film is beyond over-the-top.
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