OK, positives:
I'm going to channel Mitch Holthus, Ted Crews and that chick that was busting our chops on TV for doing the banner thing:
Positives:
1) Arrowhead has not been attacked by the Taliban even one time.
2) Chunt is impeccably dressed every game day.
3) Scott has policed up all the gum wrappers.
4) Warpaint has not pooped on the turf this year.
5) It's still fun to drink every time Len Dawson says "penetration."
6) KC Wolf has not gained a single pound.
7) Brian Daboll looks amusingly like Charlie Brown:
8. RAC hasn't given George Blowfish the finger.....yet.
9. Could we worse. Could be rainin'.
10. Beer at the tailgate party don't cost nuthin!