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* Side note about this groomsman: I've mentioned a couple times that he is extremely narcissistic. This may give you an idea of the extent of his narcissism. Every time my friends and I sat around and talked in depth about women, girlfriends, etc. His advice/answer to EVERYTHING, in his growly ass voice was "just let her suck ya off and she'll be happy." As if women LOVE to do that.
The funny thing was that he LITERALLY believed that an appropriate, helpful piece of advice to something random with your girlfriend would be that line. Let's say, you are like, "ahh man, I am so bummed. My girlfriend won't even talk to me." Dude would be like, "let her such ya off. It's that simple. Things will work out fine if ya just let her suck ya off."
It became one of our catch phrases in our group of friends...similar to the catch-phrases used in here. If we ever had a chance to drop that line, we would...in our growly ass voices trying to mimic him. And we'd do it right in front of him and he wouldn't know we were joking around OR mimicking his voice. He'd just be sitting there nodding his head and would be like, "yup, that's exactly what ya do!" And would be stone-cold serious about it.
Haha, dude is a trip.
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