I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.
That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken
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