woman - Why can't you read my mind
man - why would I want to
woman - see, you just don't understand me
man - obviously
woman - I want to break up
man - freeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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