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1) yell into a pillow
2) kick your neighbor's yard art (bonus points for ceramic fawns)
3) Guzzle mass quantities of Natty Light, Busch Light, Keystone Light, or any other "just outside of the main brand's quality controls" seconds from the breweries (yes, that's what they are. I have proof)
4) Get a hotel room under the name Peterson. Thrash it.
5) Toss a f-ball in the backyard with your son. Dream about the Chiefs Championship 2021 season.
6) beat off. (blueballs avatar should help)
7) M-80 in a cat's ass
8) Help Madden '07 Chiefs beat anyone.
9) Go to TGI Friday's for $4 appetizers (I recommend the fried green beans)
10) Get a pack of green army men and a can of Wizard lighter fluid. Smells like victory.
11)Keep posting on Chiefs Planet until you own the front page.
12) Talk to a hardcore Royals fan.
13) take up Tai Chi.
14) Visit the burn ward at the local hospital
15) Talk to an Oakland fan.
Fock it, i'm spent. Just throw the TV out the window and take up scrapbooking.
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