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as for grabbing dude's 'junk' at bars
I also squeeze the strong guy's muscles and call them big strong men...or big strong teddy bears
in fact, I met out a bunch of people at a bar last week and one huge tatted up dude was there (that I had never seen)...and we were all at one table and after about an hour he was like "hey remember me from last week?" and I was like ....no? And he's like, "yeah you came up to me at the end of the night and squeezed my muscles and told me I was a big strong bear and then I got really pissed off and wanted to kill you..."
and I was like....oh! Cool! Sorry brah!
But he just laughed and said he was having a bad night...and now we're totally cool! BECAUSE HE GETS ME NOW
HE GETS ME
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