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Self-check out at the grocery store. Next person waiting in line? Please, wait for me to pick up my receipt, grocery bags and depart BEFORE walking up behind me so that you can have your turn. I'm relatively sure that I could easily kill you with a 5lb bag of ****ING potatoes. Or even a half gallon of Rocky Road ice cream. At the very least, I will rend and torture you anally with a fresh corn cob.
Thank you.
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I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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